Thursday, December 27, 2012

 

HISTORY IN PERSON

This week, we will print some excerpts from the diary of Abner Moutard (1760-1879).  Moutard was a God fearing man, and merchant whose iron tea-tray factory was located on what is now called Island Street.

April 31, 1792…have spent time seeking this date on calendar at tray mill, cannt (sic) find it…day may be May 1, unsure…”
“May 1, 1792…believe the loss of April 31 as a day is an evil thing eminating from the followers of some foreign pope, leader of catholicks (sic) in Penns Colony.  I praid (sic) for their souls being saved through damnation”
May 13, 1792…little son Marion is growing sacks on his chest, appears to have been misjudged at a young age.  May be a woman.  Am unsure.  I cannot judge well. Out of respect to the Lord, I have ne’r seen a woman without raiment.“
July 29, 1792…Have tak’n (sic) to tapin’ (sic) my bulbus’ (sic) chest lumps w’th (sic) tar rags and pich (sic) from the hemlock tree in naybor (sic) Shunt’s god-les (sic) wood lot. Remov’ng (sic) the strips stingeth (sic), so I countenanc (sic) them for 8 fort-nites (sic).”
Sept. 31, 1792…Wife Mendon has slaughtered the field horse, by mistake.  I am forced to plow with rodents.  Slow progress, plow’d about 13 inches by nightfall.  Planted one corn stalk.  Went a-bed late, in wet nightshirt”
November 11, 1792… Armistace Day, much rejoicing (sic) in town.  Thankful for freadom (sic) from the Hun.  God Bless our pres’dnt  and his foot-stuhl.”
 December 19,1792
Flesh has grown over chest rags now, cannot find the end of it.  God curse me a sinner, a worm, and trash in His eye, but think God loveth us still, I seek the mind of a shepherd of men, at Sunday meeting.  Rev. Makeover assureth that He loves me this very day, after kneeling at the font.  Am unsure if the Rev. meaneth God or himself

NEXT WEEK:  Little Sally Flim kept a diary of her efforts to make gin using roots, pond water and bacon grease.  Read her fascinating account of the day it all went terribly wrong.
Gun Show Anarchy...in a GOOD way. 
Just a call out to the man or woman who left this treat at the Pennsylvania Gun Collectors Association Show a few months ago.  After visiting the NRA booth at the show, I was stumped...bereft of words to express my heartfelt feelings about what the NRA stands for...and then this.  I think this says it all.  I might add that the producer of this had better aim than most of their members.     

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

The NRA is prepared to offer meaningful contributions

Via Flickr:
The NRA released a statement regarding the shootings in Newtown, CT stating that "The NRA is prepared to offer meaningful contributions". I say too little too late!

How Conservative Special Interests Spread Their Message

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Pastor Bob's Big Find

Via Flickr:
Judith was begining to tire of Pastor Bob's pursuit of the proof that the big guy upstairs existed. His insistence on making her and Juna-Mae look at the slides was downright disturbing.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Women Who Understand the Meaning of the Lord Through the Use of Proper Orgasmic Techniques



Ismelda, Rouitia, Cornelia and Lady Funkentrump show us when the orgasm was something sacred and proper. To be done in a factory men's room and only as a group. Lead on ladies! Lead on!